Funky Fact 1: Only in Britain... can a
pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Funky Fact 2: Only in Britain... do supermarkets make
sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front.
Funky Fact 3: Only in Britain...
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Funky Fact 4: Only in Britain... do banks
leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Funky Fact 5: Only in Britain... do we
leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Funky Fact 6: Only
in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Funky Fact 7: Only in Britain...
are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
Funky Fact 8:
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
Funky Fact
9: 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
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10: 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
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11: 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
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Facts 12: 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
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Fact 13: British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
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Fact 14: 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
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Fact 15: 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
Funky Fact 16: A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening
bottles of beer with their teeth.
Funky Fact 17: 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
Funky Fact 18: In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the Toilet.........
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Fact 19: Thong sales are going down because people are saying they are too chavy!
