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Chuck Really Liked David
A bus traveled down the interstate at dusk,
towards the next city the band, Simple Plan, was playing in. Inside said bus, here was a slightly handsome lead singer for
said band. This singer’s name was Pierre Bouvier and Pierre was sitting on a very uncomfortable brown couch, (it wasn’t
really straight brown more of a tan-brown but that’s beside the point). It was an itchy couch that tended to make skin
redden just by looking at it. Pierre however didn’t care at this particular moment that he was sitting on a very uncomfortable
itchy, tan-brown couch, because Pierre had in his arms a very squishy, pliable, lush lipped bass player named David Desrosiers
whom had a nice warm mouth to which Pierre was currently shoving his tongue. So far down David’s throat Pierre’s
tongue was, in fact, that if anyone were watching, they would be worried that David’s vocal chords may have been compromised
which would be bad considering David was a back up vocalist. As the case may be there was a person watching this public display
of affection. Not just any person, but Chuck, the drummer of the reviously stated band, who was watching the whole thing in
barely masked aggravation. Not disgust, because frankly the sight was more than a little hot despite his un-involvement. The
reason Chuck’s opinion of the matter was aggravation because of his personal aggravation with Pierre (the lead singer
with his tongue down in the bass player’s vocal chords). Normal one does not have grievances with the person that they
would call their best friend, but when that best friend is playing tonsil hockey with the one he would love to also be playing
tonsil hockey with… well that’s where things got messy. Chuck liked David. Chuck liked David very much and wanted
David to be very happy and if Pierre made David happy, well damn it Chuck would be happy for the both of them. Chuck also
liked Pierre in the manly none prison movie sort of way. Chuck did not like Pierre acting like David’s boyfriend while
traveling between cities then going partying with their band friends living up his more heterosexual side, while leaving David
at the hotel wondering where his boyfriend had gone. Problem was David really liked Pierre in the very prison movie sort of
way and forgave him within seconds of his return. Pierre was now whispering, what couldn’t be mistaken for anything,
but sweet nothings in David’s ear, which made David laugh lightly and blush. And Thus Chuck was aggravated by the whole
matter, because well, Chuck really liked David.
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